What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?